So i've tried 2 days to post....

Last 2 days I've posted I've gotten nothing on the damn page. This shit better work or else i'm shoving a boot up someones ass.

Anyway, thanks to Brett "The King" for the brilliant reminder about Trading Spouses. Steph and I made sure to tune in just for the conclusion. IT WAS AWESOME! That lady was pure crazy. Not even a little sane. I fucking hate people like that. She was so close minded it hurt. She didnt want to do anything that had to do with "Darksidedness" (is that even a word) yet she expected everyone to follow everything herself. That and I can't stand people that say things like "let jesus in your heart". Jesus can mow my lawn, then maybe i'll believe in him. Quoting George Carlin, I pray to god and joe pesci and each of them have the same batting average on getting shit done. Fucking A man, she went on a rampage claiming everything was darksided, the mother who came in was so respectful, she didnt mention anything that would possibly cause an uproar...instead she listened to the daughter and actually showed her attention. Instead the fat cow jesus lover had a screaming fit saying she was a "God Warrior" and that everything was darksided. Her husband even said her stuff was bullshit...it was great. People like that need to be put to sleep. Oh and she only took the money after she found our her wide ass was getting gastric bypass. Guess the money wasnt from satan anyway...maybe it was just from stan.

Ms. Puppy Murphy is getting HUGE. She was 9 lbs 11 oz at her last vacination apt. Last night we had breakfast for dinner, mmmm biscuits and gravy, we gaver her and tipper a plate to show and the poor thing ate way too much. She looked like the Violet from Willy Wanka. She looked like she was in pain! Steph rubbed her tummy and we eventually got her to fall asleep. We have to put her on a low biscuit intake diet.

Anyway hope this fucker posts.

-Magic Warrior

Look Mom its Wednesday!