The pants party

Ok so I wake up this morning exhausted, yes i know I stayed up too late and i have no right to complain, but fuck i'm beat. I need a nap when i get home, then i'll start on homework. Anyway...so i wake up and start heading for the shower, realizing my shorts are still in the wash. Figuring they're probably actually dry in the dryer i think nothing of it. I go shower, get clean fresh and jump out. I head into the laundry room to find they in the dryer stil...18 minutes left. FUCK! So I either wear dirty shorts with no button or wet pants. Hrm...maybe if i left them dry while i eat breakfast. Mmmm shrimp sandwich. Anyway, I eat my sandwich and check my email go back and check....48 minutes. WTF!? How does it add time? Luckily they're dry enough for me to slip on and still be on time for school.

Now i sit in the lab, writing a paper on Objective vs Subjective. Yes fun. I wanna go to sleep. So tired. So get ready moof, daddys coming home for a nap soon.